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weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

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benedictervention:

You know it!

Edited because whoever made the original ecard couldn’t use punctuation. So I made my own!

I love it so much I’m reblogging it again!! It’s still the 19th here so here’s dancing Ben to celebrate!

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masturgr8:

Petition to have the Percy Jackson series redone as a television series with people who actually look like the characters in the book and follows the actual plot line

and animated

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80slove:

womenofthe-90s:

Although this is a blog for the women of the 90s, I just thought everyone would enjoy this photo of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in the 90s.

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Hahahahahhahahaha he looks like he ate Kid N Play

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icarly-official:

if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

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You have nice manners for a thief...and a LIAR!

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narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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